WHICH CAME FIRST: THE CHICKEN OR THIS UN(((BEAT)))ABLE DEAL?!?! XTRA ***L_A_R_G_E*** 6-UNIT SHARE WITH |||WALLS||| BUILT-IN!!! SO ~*CHEEP*~ YOU’LL THINK THE FARMER ~~SCRAMBLED~~ HIS BRAIN!!! ($6200)- Proteen! (Families welcome)- No fee! No credit check! You’re search can be over easy!

WHICH CAME FIRST: THE CHICKEN OR THIS UN(((BEAT)))ABLE DEAL?!?! XTRA ***L_A_R_G_E*** 6-UNIT SHARE WITH |||WALLS||| BUILT-IN!!! SO ~*CHEEP*~ YOU’LL THINK THE FARMER ~~SCRAMBLED~~ HIS BRAIN!!! ($6200)

- Proteen! (Families welcome)
- No fee! No credit check! You’re search can be over easy!

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☼☼ SUN-DRENCHED CHIPS ☼☼ WITH **VINTAGE** ORIGINAL FLAVORING!!! XXXTRA SPACIOUS, AIRY BAG WITH PLENTY OF R_O_O_M!!! ***MUTLI-GRAIN FINISHINGS!*** ($5750)
- Private eating space!- Co-op (Corrugated opulence)

☼ SUN-DRENCHED CHIPS ☼ WITH **VINTAGE** ORIGINAL FLAVORING!!! XXXTRA SPACIOUS, AIRY BAG WITH PLENTY OF R_O_O_M!!! ***MUTLI-GRAIN FINISHINGS!*** ($5750)

- Private eating space!
- Co-op (Corrugated opulence)

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~^~ SOAK UP THE LUXURY ~^~ THE BIGGEST SPONGES THIS SIDE OF THE GREAT BARRIER REEF!!! ***GLAMOROUS*** EXPOSED PORES IN ✸✸FOUR✸✸ BREATHTAKING COLORS!!! ($6100)
- Hip waterfront location!- Nearly _TRIPLES_ in size when wet!!! WoW!!!

~^~ SOAK UP THE LUXURY ~^~ THE BIGGEST SPONGES THIS SIDE OF THE GREAT BARRIER REEF!!! ***GLAMOROUS*** EXPOSED PORES IN FOUR BREATHTAKING COLORS!!! ($6100)

- Hip waterfront location!
- Nearly _TRIPLES_ in size when wet!!! WoW!!!

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►► WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU CAN GET THE MILK ***NO-FEE***!?! ◄◄ JOIN THE 1% WITH THIS __DECADENT__ DAIRY HIGHRISE!!! DO NOT LET THIS DEAL EXPIRE!!! ($3000)- 24-hr milkman!- Non-kosher (In Meatpacking District)

► WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU CAN GET THE MILK ***NO-FEE***!?! ◄ JOIN THE 1% WITH THIS __DECADENT__ DAIRY HIGHRISE!!! DO NOT LET THIS DEAL EXPIRE!!! ($3000)

- 24-hr milkman!
- Non-kosher (In Meatpacking District)

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ME-WOW!!! NOT JUST FANCY, IT’S A ★FEAST★! ENJOY THE LUXURIES OF BOTH LAND __*AND*__ SEA INSIDE THIS SABERTOOTH-SIZED ***SPARKLING*** ALUMINUM CAN! ($4450)- Purrrrrfect for singles! - Not cat-friendly

ME-WOW!!! NOT JUST FANCY, IT’S A FEAST! ENJOY THE LUXURIES OF BOTH LAND __*AND*__ SEA INSIDE THIS SABERTOOTH-SIZED ***SPARKLING*** ALUMINUM CAN! ($4450)

- Purrrrrfect for singles! 
- Not cat-friendly

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♥♥♥ I LOVE LOOSIE!!! ♥♥♥ BREATHE EASY WITH THIS COZY, SINGLE-UNIT CIGARETTE! THIS ~^RETRO^~ NYC STYLE IS A ***RARE FIND*** SO DON’T GET BURNED! ACT FAST!!! ($2100)- Working fireplace!- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with medical lawsuit interests

♥♥ I LOVE LOOSIE!!! ♥♥ BREATHE EASY WITH THIS COZY, SINGLE-UNIT CIGARETTE! THIS ~^RETRO^~ NYC STYLE IS A ***RARE FIND*** SO DON’T GET BURNED! ACT FAST!!! ($2100)

- Working fireplace!
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with medical lawsuit interests

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BREATHTAKING ~~~ ///TRIPLEX\\\ ~~~ RAZORS!!! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO DISPOSE OF THESE GEMS WITH *OOH* *AHH* LUBRICATING STRIPS ;) A CUT ABOVE THE REST!!! ***PRICE SLASHED!!!*** ($4500)- Charming exposed blades!- Will not last!

BREATHTAKING ~~~ ///TRIPLEX\\\ ~~~ RAZORS!!! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO DISPOSE OF THESE GEMS WITH *OOH* *AHH* LUBRICATING STRIPS ;) A CUT ABOVE THE REST!!! ***PRICE SLASHED!!!*** ($4500)

- Charming exposed blades!
- Will not last!

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♥♥ HEART-STOPPING DEAL! ♥♥ KISS YOU’RE HUNGER GOODBYE, THIS BURRITO IS ~***DA BOMB***~!!! TRUE 2-FILLING, 24 OZ. MEXICAN MASTERPIECE WITH PREWAR PRESERVATIVES!!! ($2900)
- Spicy red heat INCLUDED!- Conveniently located near **TWO** local hospitals

♥♥ HEART-STOPPING DEAL! ♥♥ KISS YOU’RE HUNGER GOODBYE, THIS BURRITO IS ~***DA BOMB***~!!! TRUE 2-FILLING, 24 OZ. MEXICAN MASTERPIECE WITH PREWAR PRESERVATIVES!!! ($2900)

- Spicy red heat INCLUDED!
- Conveniently located near **TWO** local hospitals

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♫♫ AND WE CAN’T POPPP!!! ♫♫ CUZ WE WON’T POPPP!!! ♫♫ SICK DEAL ON THIS **GOURMET** CONVERTED-KERNEL UNIT! 8 BUTTER-DRENCHED BAGS!!! ($5250)- Natural ***AND*** artificial flavors!!!- $3,500 popping fee

♫♫ AND WE CAN’T POPPP!!! ♫♫ CUZ WE WON’T POPPP!!! ♫♫ SICK DEAL ON THIS **GOURMET** CONVERTED-KERNEL UNIT! 8 BUTTER-DRENCHED BAGS!!! ($5250)

- Natural ***AND*** artificial flavors!!!
- $3,500 popping fee

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OPEN UP AND SAY ***WOWWW***!!! STUNNING ❇❇MINT❇❇ CONDITION PACK WITH LUXURIOUS AMENITIES INCL. IN-UNIT MOUTHWASHER *AND* ~*RARE RETSYN CRYSTALS*~ OMG!!! ($3975)- PERFECT for couples!- Bad breath score? No problem!!!

OPEN UP AND SAY ***WOWWW***!!! STUNNING MINT CONDITION PACK WITH LUXURIOUS AMENITIES INCL. IN-UNIT MOUTHWASHER *AND* ~*RARE RETSYN CRYSTALS*~ OMG!!! ($3975)

- PERFECT for couples!
- Bad breath score? No problem!!!

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